Guess Who?

"I've always liked motorcycles and cars and fast things and I have four tattoos. This is who I'm gonna be. "

No need to guess really. I think those of us living on the continent of North America have become all too familiar with the douchtastic utterances of the poster boy for midlife crises. This is just another one of his jems I happened upon while browsing Jez. see post HERE

As one clever commenter remarked: "Denial is not just a river in Egypt, Jon."

My favourite part of the video from that post: When Jon addresses one of his daughters as "Hey tan girl..."

ohhhh jonny boy. for any other father I might let this slip as an endearing remark on the golden brown tone of her skin after holiday - not a quick cover for an oft repeated inner dialogue that probably goes something like this:

dum dee dum ... taking suitcase out of trunk - phew that is heavy - mental note: reward self with beer later

okay, kid 1 getting out of the car - shiz which one's this now? mmmm??? eff.

okay jon, think fast, what would Christian Audigier do? WWCAD?!?!? okay play it cool - play it cool...

"Hey! TAN Girl!"

phew - that was a close one - mental note: consult children face-name chart after beer.

And WOAH! He's only 32? hollllllyyyyy shiz - He needs to go on that awful TLC show 10 years younger... stat.